Vintage Humans - Aged To Perfection
Vintage Humans - Aged To Perfection
Not old. Vintage. Built to last, a bit worn in, and only getting better with age. If you restore furniture for a living or a hobby, you already know the feeling.
Retro script lettering in red and charcoal across the front, finished with a vintage screwdriver illustration. For restorers, makers and anyone who has earned their patina, and for the people who put up with them.
Product features
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee in soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz); fabric blends vary by colour
- Classic retail fit with a crew neckline, ribbed collar and shoulder tape to keep its shape
- Tear-away label for less itch
- Front print, made to order just for you
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, tumble dry low
- Iron on medium heat, do not dry clean
Printed on demand and shipped worldwide. Check the size guide below before you order.
📦 Delivery Timeline
- New Zealand: 5–13 business days
- United States: 5–14 business days
- United Kingdom: 6–11 business days
- Australia: 7–15 business days
Each tee is made to order, so this includes production time plus shipping, with a buffer for busier periods.
Need it sooner, or shipping somewhere not listed above? Please get in touch before ordering so we can arrange something that works for you.
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📏 Size Guide — Adult Unisex Tee
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 45.7 cm / 18" | 71 cm / 28" |
| M | 50.8 cm / 20" | 73.7 cm / 29" |
| L | 55.9 cm / 22" | 76.2 cm / 30" |
| XL | 61 cm / 24" | 78.7 cm / 31" |
| 2XL | 66 cm / 26" | 81.3 cm / 32" |
| 3XL | 71.1 cm / 28" | 83.8 cm / 33" |
Chest width measured flat across the chest from armpit to armpit (double it for full chest circumference). Body length measured from the highest point of the shoulder. Unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.
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