• Rule #1 You Do Not Talk About The No Wobble Club tee in Athletic Heather
  • Rule #1 No Wobble Club tee, back view
  • Rule #1 No Wobble Club tee, folded
  • Rule #1 No Wobble Club tee, lifestyle shot
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Rule #1 - You Do Not Talk About The No Wobble Club

Rule #1 - You Do Not Talk About The No Wobble Club

The first rule of The No Wobble Club is that you do not talk about The No Wobble Club. The second rule is that you absolutely will, usually in the shed, usually with a spirit level in your hand.

Bold, scratchy retro lettering runs across the front, with the club name in flowing script underneath. A quiet nod for the ones who fix, make and tinker, and a very loud one for everyone who gets the joke.

Product features

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee in soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz); fabric blends vary by colour
  • Classic retail fit with a crew neckline, ribbed collar and shoulder tape to keep its shape
  • Tear-away label for less itch
  • Front print, made to order just for you

Care instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, tumble dry low
  • Iron on medium heat, do not dry clean

Printed on demand and shipped worldwide. Check the size guide below before you order.

📦 Delivery Timeline

  • New Zealand: 5–13 business days
  • United States: 5–14 business days
  • United Kingdom: 6–11 business days
  • Australia: 7–15 business days

Each tee is made to order, so this includes production time plus shipping, with a buffer for busier periods.

Need it sooner, or shipping somewhere not listed above? Please get in touch before ordering so we can arrange something that works for you.

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📏 Size Guide — Adult Unisex Tee

SizeChest WidthBody Length
S45.7 cm / 18"71 cm / 28"
M50.8 cm / 20"73.7 cm / 29"
L55.9 cm / 22"76.2 cm / 30"
XL61 cm / 24"78.7 cm / 31"
2XL66 cm / 26"81.3 cm / 32"
3XL71.1 cm / 28"83.8 cm / 33"

Chest width measured flat across the chest from armpit to armpit (double it for full chest circumference). Body length measured from the highest point of the shoulder. Unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.

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