It's Not Hoarding If It's Vintage Crewneck Sweatshirt
It's Not Hoarding If It's Vintage Crewneck Sweatshirt
Not hoarding. Curating. Whatever you call the shed full of chairs, this crewneck says it best, and keeps you warm while you sort the pile.
Bold retro script lettering in red, orange and mustard across the front, on a soft, medium-heavy crewneck. For collectors, restorers, thrifters and anyone who has ever said "it might come in handy", and for the people who live with them.
Product features
- Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck in a medium-heavy 8.0 oz cotton-polyester blend; fabric blends vary by colour
- Classic fit with a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband that hold their shape
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, comfortable fit
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for durability
- Front print, made to order just for you
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, tumble dry low
- Do not iron, do not dry clean
Printed on demand and shipped worldwide. Check the size guide below before you order.
📦 Delivery Timeline
- New Zealand: 5–13 business days
- United States: 5–14 business days
- United Kingdom: 6–11 business days
- Australia: 7–15 business days
Each sweatshirt is made to order, so this includes production time plus shipping, with a buffer for busier periods.
Need it sooner, or shipping somewhere not listed above? Please get in touch before ordering so we can arrange something that works for you.
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📏 Size Guide — Adult Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm / 20" | 68.6 cm / 27" |
| M | 55.9 cm / 22" | 71.1 cm / 28" |
| L | 61 cm / 24" | 73.7 cm / 29" |
| XL | 66 cm / 26" | 76.2 cm / 30" |
| 2XL | 71.1 cm / 28" | 78.7 cm / 31" |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm / 30" | 81.3 cm / 32" |
Chest width measured flat across the chest from armpit to armpit (double it for full chest circumference). Body length measured from the highest point of the shoulder. Unisex classic fit. If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.
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